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The Chinese characters (ideograms) that someone has tattooed on their body that have a different meaning from the one their owner thinks they have.
Did you see the idiotgram that skunk had on her butt? Wing told me it means "free entry" in Chinese.
idiotgram by aris00 February 2, 2009
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idiography 

The life story of a person with limited intellectual capacity or a reputation for behaviors lacking in foresight.
Sarah Palin's newest book will be a popular idiography.
idiography by Andy Wordsmith November 25, 2010

Idioteration

Stupidity committed repetitively.
To date, there have been over 10,000 idioterations of Christianity.
Idioteration by CaptainZero1969 July 15, 2011

idiotcracy 

a government run by politicians that is designed to benefit and enrich the politician's big business contributors at the expense of the middle and lower class citizens.
Under Bush 43 the idiotcracy has grown more and more out of control by cutting the numbers of federal tax examiners ranks so that more rich folks can escape scrutiny and evade paying their fair share of taxes.
idiotcracy by Sean Maddox May 8, 2008

Idiotammer 

A special kink lesbians have, it consists in taming idiot men like the animals they are. Every once in a while, a lesbian needs to discharged her anger in white cis Horny man.
Hey Lesly! Did u were idiotaming today?
No, Sam. I already did it once this month
C’one ur such an idiotammer
Idiotammer by Seltsame Mädchen April 23, 2021

idiotranslated

these toys are idiotranslated
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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