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iceland steamer

Similar to an upper decker, an Icelad Steamer refers to the act of shitting in the recipient’s freezer, leaving a frozen turd to be discovered long after you depart the premises.

Especially effetive for bottom freezers, rather than an awkward side by side. Top freezers are right out unless you are extremely flexible and ludicrously tall.

Or enjoy the tactile sensation of warm shit.
My boss’s dissed my wifes body, so I waited until the kitchen cleared , and left that wretch an Iceland Steamer, for dessert.
iceland steamer by anonymous February 8, 2025
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Ireland Steamer

A variation on the Cleveland Steamer where Kathy Ireland takes a crap on your chest.
After the Sports Illustrated cover shoot, I got an Ireland Steamer from Kathy.
Ireland Steamer by KalEl2000 May 26, 2024