Iain Stirling 

Iain Stirling is a Scottish comedian and T.v presenter in England, Mostly known for presenting weekday evenings on the childrens television channel CBBC. Has a sidekick puppet dog named ''Hacker'' Often mistaken for fellow english comedian Russell Howard

example 1.
Iain: Next up on CBBC we have Tracy Beaker
Hacker: *dog noise*

example 2.
Russel Howard Fan girl: OMGGFGF RUSSELLL I LOVE YOU.
Iain: Yeah, I'm Iain Stirling, i'm much better looking and scottish.
Russel Howard Fan girl: Oh, i see. *walks away*

Iain Stirling by unicornowlchild April 6, 2010

Iain-save 

A style of goalkeeping developed post year 2000, the main components of which are diving must be done in three installments: the initial lean, fall and then stretch. Catching is never an option, when possible try and kick the ball away instead or parry it to an attacker. When the ball comes straight at you, dive and attempt to kick it away. Always go up for corners and rush back screaming at your team mates because you've fluffed your header and left the opposition with an open net.

(Defender in anger at goalkeeping blunder): That was an Iain-save!

Iain-save by Matthew Horner June 20, 2006

Iain Duncan Smith 

One time leader of the British Conservative Party - in which capacity he proved completely useless. Now he's back in the cabinet taking a big knife to the welfare system. Iain Duncan Smith is bald, rich and a cunt. He lives in his London home rent free. He has never been poor but he's determined to starve out the UK underclass (who were once a working class until Thatcher made them all unemployed in the 1980s). This bald-headed, self-righteous, upper-class, out of touch, money hoarding, benefit cutting, wankstain is also a very boring man by all accounts.

Benfit Claimant 1: You going Christmas shopping this afternoon?
Benefit Claimant 2: You're fucking joking right? All I've got to look forward to is Iain Duncan Smith cutting my unemployment peanuts off. Cunt!

Iain Duncan Smith by Charles Henry Scargill December 18, 2010

I ain't nobody's bitch 

You're not someone's bitch, duh

So what , you're their bitch now?

I ain't nobody's bitch

- Daryl Dixon

I ain't nobody's bitch by Black Tanooki April 24, 2018

I ain't yo' baby's daddy! 

Phrase often used by black men when confronted by a pregnant woman, who usually wants child support.

Shaniqua: "Yo Tyreek where you been? I need some huggies up in hurr!"

Tyreek: "Hey bitch I ain't yo' baby's daddy! Back off my koolaid"

I ain't yo' baby's daddy! by Caleb Ross September 23, 2008

Spinning a Iain 

A Scottish term equivalent to "spinning a yarn" meaning telling a tale. Often used in a poker context as a slow-roll baiting a player with talk of weak play before you turn over the nuts. Origin: Muskoka, ON

Mr MacDonald was spinning a iain asking his opponent if he had the King. After waiting a long time, he turned over the nut straight to bust out Eyeball.

Spinning a Iain by Ohmranger March 20, 2021

if it ain't snowin, i ain't goin 

How men in general, most times black guys explain how they are only attracted to white girls. This phrase hurts and is dread by women of color.

Black girl/latina : hey, you want to go on a date?

Jayden/Jamal/Jake/Edgar/wong : h*ll nah, you ain't snow, if it ain't snowin, i ain't goin. You tripping.

if it ain't snowin, i ain't goin by Tobacco_boy October 13, 2022