iTart

A woman who is easily impressed by new gadgets

"check it out man, I flashed my new phone
and that chick gave me her number,
she's a total iTart"

by jones harrison October 16, 2008

iFart

When someone is listening to their iPod or any other media device and passes gas loudly but does not realize that it was not a silent fart. The high volume of the iPod confuses the body into thinking that nobody can hear your colonic cannon fire.

Rumble Grrrrr BOOM!
Friend: WHOA! What was that???
Me: I think that poor sap over there just iFarted.

by Brian123WVU June 28, 2006

itar

a tar which you are diped in, once hardened replaces your skin for a much harder almost exoskeleton like shell.
Itar can replace many everyday things like clothes, body armour, its weather proof, and comes in a slick black finish like this shit is nice, slick black finish you be like shwooosh shwooo its like my hair slick black. anyways itar is the future. the only side effect is that your body underneath the itar becomes slightly gelatinous.

vin diesel uses itar, enough said!

by tyler2044 August 7, 2008

ihartlb

sweetest, and most funniest mutual ever. they never fail to make me laugh or smile. they cheer up my darkest days without even knowing it <3

hey, do you know who ihartlb is?
yes, they're the most amazing person on this planet and my favorite mutual.

by alyasfurtive November 18, 2021

itate

To understand or grasp the concept of something

Tyrese: Aiden likes boys
Lamar: Itate

by I.S.I.S January 27, 2020

itard

One who continues to purchase items such as the ipod, and will be purchasing future items such as the iphone because they are mindless sheep. Instead of actually doing research on said items they will wander to the nearest best buy and fork out 400 dollars for an outdated ipod because they don't realize there are other options out there. The itard is so ignorant, that they will ask you if you have an ipod rather than asking if you have an mp3 player. Continuing this trend eventually itard's will believe that music spawns from ipods and owning anything else will be a strange and frightening experience for them.
Apple could bring back 8 tracks and these morons would still buy it.

itard: "Dude, what kind of ipod is that?"
Person with a brain: "It's not an ipod, its a zen, now get away from me you fucking heathen".

itard: "Dude, i can't wait for the iphone. Finally i can play music on my phone!".
Person 2 with a brain: "Yeah, phones have been doing that for about 3 years now. Now quit drooling and get back to making my fries".

by roflskates March 3, 2007

Ifart

A fart that was thought by the delter to be silent but deadly but actually quite loud while they were listening to an ipod.

Did you hear jodies Ifart that could of broke a window

by elgeorgediablo July 8, 2009