iPadkinitis 

A diesese contracted mainly by Cocomelon kids or people constantly playing iPad kids games. Btw if you’ve caught iPadkinitis you will develop a peanut butter rash around your face and have the urge to play a recorder sadly in your crusty musty room.

Ur Mom: “Oh, yeah, _______ has iPadkinitis. Lots of recorder playing.“
Ur Aunt: “Dang, my kids both got that from watching a show called Cocomelon...“

iPadkinitis by maddylikesmusicals December 27, 2021

iPadicitis 

A disease involving an inexplicable craving over and acquiring of Apple's iPad even though the sufferer already has about 12 other gadgets that are able to do the same thing. Typical symptoms include excessive tweeting or blogging about it, as well as downloading apps before one even receives the device. Diehard Apple fanatics and wannabe pseudo-geeks are particularly susceptible.

Joe's iPadicitis was so bad, his past 226 tweets were about the iPad and when he was ever going to finally install all the apps he'd downloaded.

iPadicitis by zealophile April 9, 2010

Ipadanitis 

A disease that is caused by playing on your iPad too much

My brothers have ipadanitis, they play on their iPads all the damn time!!

Ipadanitis by olive pizza because December 10, 2023