Ipadanitis
Ipadanitis by olive pizza because December 10, 2023
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iPadkinitis
A diesese contracted mainly by Cocomelon kids or people constantly playing iPad kids games. Btw if you’ve caught iPadkinitis you will develop a peanut butter rash around your face and have the urge to play a recorder sadly in your crusty musty room.
Ur Mom: “Oh, yeah, _______ has iPadkinitis. Lots of recorder playing.“
Ur Aunt: “Dang, my kids both got that from watching a show called Cocomelon...“
Ur Aunt: “Dang, my kids both got that from watching a show called Cocomelon...“
iPadkinitis by maddylikesmusicals December 27, 2021
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iPadicitis
A disease involving an inexplicable craving over and acquiring of Apple's iPad even though the sufferer already has about 12 other gadgets that are able to do the same thing. Typical symptoms include excessive tweeting or blogging about it, as well as downloading apps before one even receives the device. Diehard Apple fanatics and wannabe pseudo-geeks are particularly susceptible.
Joe's iPadicitis was so bad, his past 226 tweets were about the iPad and when he was ever going to finally install all the apps he'd downloaded.
iPadicitis by zealophile April 9, 2010
ipaditis
A sensation of numbness or pain in the dorsal (top) side of your upper arm due to exertion of tendons while holding up one's iPad to work. This is similar to carpal tunnel, but on the other side of one's arm.
iPadeitis
Obsessed with iPads or use them constantly.
(The itis part is pronounced as you would pronounce the end of tonsillITIS.)
(The itis part is pronounced as you would pronounce the end of tonsillITIS.)
iPadeitis by Fabulous Genius November 22, 2013
ipaditis
"iPaditis" A state of mind where sufferers need to detach from reality, to go online into a virtual world.
iPaditis. "I can't do that just now, I'm in the middle of a game." "Sorry, I forgot you were there - need to check my scrabble status.)
ipaditis by the real georgeous george July 1, 2015
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