iHag 

similar to faghag, but someone who follows around the company Apple like a little bitch. virtually, of course. can be any gender.

Justin is such an iHag; I think he wet his pants when they announced the iPad.

iHag by ecla January 30, 2010

iHag 

1. Any given example of female that would otherwise have grown old and died a spinster if it weren't for chemicals, other drugs, booze and just plain old fashioned social charity.

2. Self explanatory in most other definitive uses.

My nephews mother is an iHag... but it really isn't his fault and couldn't possibly be hers if you ask her.

iHag by Nefarious Aflatus December 23, 2008