R2-D2 

Only the most BAD-ASS kicker robot in history of 'a long-long time ago, in a far-far away place'. Though made out of used trash can and looks like a trash can, R2-D2 survived the whole saga like a mechanical cockroach, in a good and BAD-ASS way. The complete opposite of C-3P0's pussy attitude but they're good friends... And hey, R2 will even repair your X-Wing in combat.

C-3P0: Oh, R2 you can't be serious?

R2-D2: Poo pi piu poo piu... (Of course I'm serious you golden pussy)

R2-D2 by juneau666 January 5, 2010

R2-D2 

The Galaxies greatest Astromech droid.

Artoo ROX!

R2-D2 by Cully1 July 1, 2003

R2-D2 

A character from the Star Wars series of films and books, R2-D2 is an astromech or utility droid. His capsule-shaped body is equipped with a wide variety of tools for general and/or specialised repair and maintenance.

Artoo! Where are you?!
- Luke Skywalker

R2-D2 by Handarazuur September 14, 2005

R2-D2 

It means this or something else was of little value.

Picture this, R2-D2 making a wish.

R2-D2 by Tirtledove October 30, 2020

R2-D2 Dance

The dance you do while cumming and standing up with your pants around your knees. Usually while receiving a BJ or Jacking it into a toilet. The action is an awkward tottering from left to right, resembling the R2-D2 dance when everyone receives medals at the end of Star Wars.

Also refers to a specifically awesome happy dance that is the same action

I couldn't believe I won, I was so happy I did the R2-D2 dance.

She was so hot, I did the R2-D2 Dance in the bathroom a few minutes ago.

R2-D2 Dance by Luke Amadeus Skywalker December 27, 2010

Human r2-d2 

When a little person dialing a speakerphone has a trash can thrown on his/her head. This expression was used in Saturday Night Live featuring Mick Jagger.

"Dude, see that midget over there?"
"Yeah we can turn him into a human R2-D2!"

Human r2-d2 by A person yo November 21, 2015

Rusty R2-D2 

When a train is ran on your girl and when the guy getting head is about to bust all dudes twist the girls nipples to make her scream sound long like a broken rusted wailing R2-D2.

Person 1: Dude how much fun did you have Rusty R2-D2ing her last night.

Person 2: I had almost two much fun.

Rusty R2-D2 by Rusty duck January 13, 2021