i.like.piss

i.like.piss is a very scary person that makes zhongli pictures animated! they will make you scared and you will cry

some random person: what is i.like.piss?

another random person (probably you): i.like.piss is very scary! they made me cry all day!

by prxsciutto March 6, 2021

I gotta piss like a wounded Jap

What someone says when they have to pee really bad. During World War II, thousands of badly wounded Japanese soldiers were abandoned in the jungles of the South Pacific. Their wounds prevented them from being able to unbutton and pull down their trousers by themselves. Therefore, they were left to die alone with extremely full bladders.

Situation 1:

Drunk guy #1: Oh man, I gotta piss like a wounded Jap!

Drunk guy #2: Dude, you have the weakest bladder in the world.

Situation 2:

Wounded Japanese Soldier: Ooooooohhhh!!!

by DJJazzyJeff9 April 16, 2013