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i-whore

person who buys anything that falls out of Steve Jobs ass. Probably had i-phone first day of release.
When Jessica was younger, she was a vivacious free-thinker. But the disappointments of life crushed her soul until she was reduced to little more than an itinerant i-whore, with a live feed to the the Apple Conference Center on I-TV, 24/7. It was easier this way.
by Gateskeeper January 22, 2008
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metaphorically i'm a whore

On the eve of a day that's forgotten and fake,
And the trees they await and clouds anticipate,
The start of a day when we put on our face,
A mask that portrays that we don't need grace,
On the eve of a day that is bigger than us,
But we open our eyes 'cause we're told that we must,
And the trees wave their arms and the clouds try to plead,
Desperately yelling there's something we need,
I'm not free, I asked forgiveness three times,
Same amount that I denied, I three-time mvp'ed this crime,
I'm afraid to tell you who I adore, won't tell you who I'm singing towards,
Metaphorically I'm a whore, and that's denial number four.

I'll stay awake,
'Cause the dark's not taking prisoners tonight.

Why am I not scared in the morning?
I don't hear those voices calling,
I must have kicked them out, I must have kicked them out,
I swear I heard demons yelling,
Those crazy words they were spelling,
They told me I was gone, they told me I was gone.

But I'll tell them,
Why won't you let me go?
Do I threaten all your plans?
I'm insignificant,
Please tell them, you have no plans for me,
I will set my soul on fire, what have I become?
I'll tell them, you have no plans for me,
I will set my soul on fire,
What have I become?
I'll tell them,
I'll tell them,
I'll tell them,
I'll tell them,

Please tell them, you have no plans for me,
I will set my soul on fire, what have I become?
I'm sorry.
by d.e.a.t.h. December 14, 2016
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I love you whore

A person, usually a girl who dates ALOT of men, or a guy trying to win a girl; who says "i love you" after just one day, or very quickly without truly meaning it, or knowing the meaning.
Boy: "i had a great first date, call me?"
Girl: "i love you :D"

Myspace Status: I love you Ethan! 6/17/09
Mood: IN LOVE! <33333333
(Todays date; 6/17/09)

Boy: Do you want to go out with me?
Girl: Sure
Boy: Baby, i love you :D

Olivia: I love my boyfriend!!!!
Taylor: You've been going out with him for a day....
Kirstie: Girl, you've gotta tone it down, you're going to be a MAJOR i love you whore!
by KayTayLivia July 17, 2009
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I can't remember how it ends, but your mothers a whore

the end of the world's funniest joke as said my Sean Connery (played by Darrel Hammond) in a Saturday Night Live Celbrity Jeoprady Sketch (Alex Trabeck Played by Will Ferrel)
Sean:Whats the Difference and a Mallord with a cold?

Alex: what

Sean: One's a sick duck, I can't remember how it ends, but your mothers a whore.
by tessa{!!!!!} January 4, 2009
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Trixie walks in a club
Trixie sees a gay person
Trixie- I love your ax wound you fucking whore!!!
by minniecheatedfirst October 8, 2023
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An unfinished sentence on a vine made by an angry teacher after one of his students throws a paper airplane across the room, then proceeds to insult the anonymous student’s mother by calling her a hoe
by ThickiNikki56 June 3, 2020
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