I know, I was there

An additional comment to be made after a that's what she said joke. It is often used by the person who fell victim to a that's what she said joke to turn it around, the victim usually being a male.

Rick: I'm glad I finished it. It was so hard!

Ben: That's what she said!

Rick: I know, I was there!

by That's what she said! 2.0 December 2, 2010

I know, I know

A sentence or phrase used by someone (usually a kid) who becomes utterly annoyed hearing the same thing over and over again and being told what to do (usually from their teacher or parents).

Mom: You need to do your homework young man and you need to get it done now.
Son: I know, I know! What's what I'm trying to do, give me a break would ya?
Mom: I can't tell. Do it now

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 27, 2020

I know, I know

A sentence or phrase used by someone (mainly woman) who become utterly annoyed hearing the same thing over and over again and being told what to do (usually from a man).

Man: Girl, you need to get your work done and you need to get it done now.
Girl: I know, I know. Give me a break I'm doing what I can.
Man: I can't tell. Do it now

by Hidkidd March 4, 2019

I know I am but what are you?

The opposite of the widely known, stupid comeback, This will usaully get your offendor to say something stupid about themselves.

Person 1: You suck eggs!

Person 2: I know I am but what are you?

Person 1: A dipwad.

Person 2: Exactly

by Vale74 November 30, 2010

I Know What I Got

When you know, you have something good or awesome that people are talking to you about. Can be used cleverly in a common sentence as jokingly as possible. Can be used in a text: IKWIG

Man you have really nice car. Friend: I know What I Got.
Wife: You got $3500 this week. Husband: I know What I Got.
Father: You clean your room son? No electronics until your done. Son: I know What I Got.
Mother: Your going to get pregnant keeping your Legs Open. Daughters: I Know What I Got.

by odditychild January 5, 2022

I know what I know

..said when someone prefers their own definition after being given credible evidence to the contrary.

"Don't you try to tell me what that means, I know what I know!"

by CryptoFaz April 12, 2022

I didn't know I was playing church league softball

A phrase meaning you have received a weak alcoholic drink. Coined by a Josh Fieler in the Lexington, Ky area in early 2011

Here is your bourbon and coke sir.

I'm sorry, I didn't know I was playing church league softball.

by Krynja August 20, 2013