i am dead

if they say that they are probably dead

jimmy: i am dead

me: whelp guess hes dead

by Browns fan 80 March 4, 2021

i am dead

If you hear someone say: I am dead, he / she probably means that he / she did something bad and will get in trouble

For example:

You are playing football in the backyard with a friend. You shoot the ball straight to a window and you break the glass.

You say to your friend: shit! I'm dead!

Cause you did something that other people won't be happy about

shit! I am dead!

by Fubuki April 4, 2016

I am dead in this bitch

Becoming limp while still inside a girl.

Look up: Flacid

Guy 1 - "I am dead in this bitch"
Guy 2 - "Damn she take off the paper bag?"

by Scottizzle May 24, 2006

I am dead in this bitch

Means that I am tried

"You look tired broham."
"Yea, I am dead in this bitch as of right now"

by cnoli November 19, 2003

I am dead OK

It’s one someone is trying to say the dead

I am dead OK I was killed

by Photo relisted meme 👁👄👁 November 2, 2022

am i dead?

yes, you are dead so deal with! I'm just kidding, you're dead but you are reliving your life right now. Now that i think about it, shouldn't you be doing something else than looking to see if you are dead?

am i dead?

you are dead
Little Timmy: Am i dead Dad?
Big Billy: I don't know son.
Karen: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY!!??
Big Billy: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET BACK INSIDE THE HOUSE!!??
Little Timmy: please kill me

by Beastmode1158 October 30, 2020

I am lowkey literally deadass dead

This phrase is typically used to express shock or surprise. While originally, it was generally used by people from the Greater Boston area, it has since spread across the Eastern United States - making it as far south as Central Florida.

This phrase is not to be confused with "I cannot AHAHA oh my god." While similar in use cases, "I am lowkey literally deadass dead" is used in instances where humor may or may not be present, while "I cannot AHAHA oh my god" is typically used in a comedy setting.

"Bro, me and Cassidy made out a little in the walk-in at work."

"I am lowkey literally deadass dead right now."

by deflatedwaffles March 3, 2023