Hey it’s me Michael. Kevin and jake aren’t here; they’ve left. I’m kinda terrible. No! I’m good I’m amazing I’m worth your time. I am awesome....... dot com.
Hey it’s Michael. Kevin and jake aren’t here; they’ve left. I’m kind of terrible. No! I’m good, I’m amazing, I’m worth your time. I am awesome...... dot com
IAmAwesome.com declares "it's true." This is useful in at least a couple of ways. First way is proving to someone that you've told that you're awesome and they need proof. Or to prove to someone that's awesome, that they are indeed awesome. You can send them to that web address where they can see it in writing. It's playful and fun. We shouldn't need proof to feel awesome. But for those skeptics out there, there is written proof. Just accept it as fact and move on.
Me: You are so awesome!
Awesome skeptic: Yeah right. Whatever.
Me: I can prove it.
Awesome skeptic: Then prove it.
Me: Go to IAmAwesome.com Awesome skeptic: "It says , 'it's true'."
Me: I told you so.
Awesome skeptic: touche it looks like I am awesome.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).