I.M.S. 

Irritable
Male
Syndrome

Much like PMS for women only men have it 24/7

Me: Hey Brad!
Brad: What?
Me: I was just, you know, sayin' hey.
Brad: Well I don't have time for that right now.
Me: Whats Brad's problem??
Elisa: I don't know...it must be I.M.S.
Me: Whats that?
Elisa: Irritable Male Syndrome
Me: Hahahahahaha

I.M.S. by TrixieGal November 11, 2006

I.M.S. 

The I.M.S., known to the world as the Infamous Mob Soldiers, consists of wiggers in bloomingdale who think they're hot shit. They range from ages 14-18 and listen to predominately black music. To get into this so-called 'IMS' you must with-stand a beating by the members for 1 minute and 30 seconds. They walk pretty much everywhere they go since none of them have money for cars and in their spare time they sit around at someones house toking up. All their money that they get from 'husslin' little kids is spent on weed and alcohol. If you go up to an 'IMS' member and ask about them they take themselves VERY seriously. They now have shirts that are black (go figure) and read "I.M.S." (once again, who would have thought?) They're useless, low-life people who seriously need to get out of this town and maybe be brought to the REAL ghetto and get their asses beat. They think they're all hard, but they're all just a bunch of bitches. I understand bloomingdale is boring, but please, PLEASE don't refer to it as 'the ghetto'

Guy: Yo you betta watch out nigga 'for I.M.S. come beat yo ass!
Guy 2: Oh 'fo real? oh shit, im scurred
Guy: Yo son, it's the real shit. watch the fuck out!

I.M.S. by chillaxerbate October 15, 2006

l.m.s.y.d.u.y.n.i.m.m 

Let
Me

Suck
Your
Dick
Until
You

Nut
In
My
Mouth

Your mans sitting at the end of the bed and your like “l.m.s.y.d.u.y.n.i.m.m”

l.m.s.y.d.u.y.n.i.m.m by Can I kick it March 6, 2020

I am you, I am just like you. That’s why I was attached to you. I wanted to give you happiness. I’m sorry I misunderstood your happiness. 

Kaworu from Neon Genesis Evangelion

When somebody says “ Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me!” You just go “ I am you, I am just like you. That’s why I was attached to you. I wanted to give you happiness. I’m sorry I misunderstood your happiness.”

I am you, I am just like you. That’s why I was attached to you. I wanted to give you happiness. I’m sorry I misunderstood your happiness. by drunkgirl1997 December 13, 2021

If he's still in, I'm still in 

A phrase used in reddit referencing that if the legend u/DeepFuckingValue holds $GME stonks, everybody holds.

Ohh he has made 50 million and still hasn't sold??!, then if He's still in, I'm still in.

If he's still in, I'm still in by Normal_dude January 30, 2021

l.m.s.y.d.t.y.n.i.m.m

Let Me Suck Yo Dick Til You Nut In My Mouth

*texts ya man*" l.m.s.y.d.t.y.n.i.m.m👅💦"

l.m.s.y.d.t.y.n.i.m.m by Babyylindsiee June 28, 2018

that's what I'm saying 

"I agree with you wholeheartedly"
"I couldn't have said it better myself"
could be an opinion about something good or bad

Those two just argue all night. They should just break-up.
That's what I'm sayin'

That was the best concert I've ever seen in my entire life!
That's what I'm sayin'!

that's what I'm saying by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004