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i would not, should not, could not, shall not, i'd rather not, i will not, i am not, i cannot,
i'nt by Mihael Keehl January 1, 2008
I didn't.
I'nt do anything!!
I'nt by 100%RealWords August 25, 2023

y'all'd'nt've'd'd'i'd'nt've'd'y'all't've'd 

The longest gramatically correct contraption, which means "You all would not have had, had I had not have had you all to have had."
P 1: We did it.
P 2: y'all'd'nt've'd'd'I'd'nt've'd'y'all't've'd

I'd'nt've 

"I'd'nt've bought that car, but mine just broke down so I had to."
I'd'nt've by Onezoop July 21, 2022

y'all'd'nt've'd'd'I'd'nt've'd'y'all't've'd 

Meaning: You all would not have had ,had I had not have had you all to have had.

I don't recommend trying to explain this to someone with words, as they might have a heart attack. It's the longest grammatically correct contraction.
A: Oh my gosh! We finally did it! I'm so happy!

B: y'all'd'nt've'd'd'I'd'nt've'd'y'all't've'd...

who'd'ven't'f'i'dn't've'nt'f'i'd'ven't'f'ihavn'tn't'd'i've 

A lengthy contraction. Use it your own way, who knows what it actually means. It’s too rusty to translate. The word can be found on Reddit, Tumblr, and probably more, most likely originating on social media.
Mike: who'd'ven't'f'I'dn't've'nt'f'I'd'ven't'f'Ihavn'tn't'd'I've-
John: Mike, shut up, we’re in an interview