I'd'nt've 

A triple contraction of the words "I would not have"

"I'd'nt've bought that car, but mine just broke down so I had to."

I'd'nt've by Onezoop July 21, 2022

y'all'd'nt've'd'd'i'd'nt've'd'y'all't've'd 

The longest gramatically correct contraption, which means "You all would not have had, had I had not have had you all to have had."

P 1: We did it.
P 2: y'all'd'nt've'd'd'I'd'nt've'd'y'all't've'd

y'all'd'nt've'd'd'i'd'nt've'd'y'all't've'd by Amelie078 July 25, 2020

y'all'd'nt've'd'd'I'd'nt've'd'y'all't've'd 

Meaning: You all would not have had ,had I had not have had you all to have had.

I don't recommend trying to explain this to someone with words, as they might have a heart attack. It's the longest grammatically correct contraction.

A: Oh my gosh! We finally did it! I'm so happy!

B: y'all'd'nt've'd'd'I'd'nt've'd'y'all't've'd...

y'all'd'nt've'd'd'I'd'nt've'd'y'all't've'd by jasmcmuffin May 5, 2025

who'd'ven't'f'i'dn't've'nt'f'i'd'ven't'f'ihavn'tn't'd'i've 

A lengthy contraction. Use it your own way, who knows what it actually means. It’s too rusty to translate. The word can be found on Reddit, Tumblr, and probably more, most likely originating on social media.

Mike: who'd'ven't'f'I'dn't've'nt'f'I'd'ven't'f'Ihavn'tn't'd'I've-
John: Mike, shut up, we’re in an interview

who'd'ven't'f'i'dn't've'nt'f'i'd'ven't'f'ihavn'tn't'd'i've by SomebodyNamedFjord April 3, 2020

I'dn't've 

Contraction of 'I would not have'.

Pete: "I kicked Paul in the butt."
Rachel: "I'dn't've done that if I were you!"

I'dn't've by Mr Catastrapostrophe July 29, 2006

I'dn't've 

Contraction of "I would not have".

I'dn't've coffee right now.

I'dn't've by ÞÆÖÐÞÆÖÐÞÆÖÐÞÆÖÐÞÆÖÐÞÆÖÐÞÆÖÐ January 10, 2024

Y'all'd've'd'i'dn't 

A contraction for the phrase "You all would have, had I had not."

Did you all drink my Mountain Dew? Because I'm sure y'all'd've'd'i'dn't.

Y'all'd've'd'i'dn't by The Dew Dude August 26, 2021