hytlor

A nickname for pop star, Taylor Swift.

Can Hytlor please stop manipulating the charts?

by PignickaTanked July 15, 2021

Hitlore

The numerous unfounded or doubtfull rumours and myths claiming various things about Hitler, his family, sexuality, habits etc.

Internet-dweller: Did you know Hitler was secretly a gay jew?
Historian: No, that's just some old piece of hitlore.

by Uncle Augie December 27, 2012

hetlor

A Heterosexual hater (usually against gaylors) of Taylor Swift: Singer and Song writer

I heard that Betty doesn’t like Taylor Swift being gay she’s a Hetlor

by Taylor Swift of Hacketts Quarr May 7, 2023

hetlor

A Taylor Swift fan who believes Taylor Swift is heterosexual, often to the point of virulent homophobia and doxing of individuals who question Swift’s heterosexuality. Hetlors hear Swift’s lyrics literally, without observing the subtext and layered meanings.

The hetlors are upset about how the song is being interpreted

The hetlors believe Lavender Haze is about straight love, not lesbians or weed, because of course

by VioletMayhem October 9, 2022

HYPLORPSIA

HYPLORPSIA
Pronunciation: /hĩ-plôrp-sé-a/

Formal Definition: The severe and disproportionate emotional anxiety response triggered by the anticipation or physical sensation of a vehicle passing over a minor road obstacle, such as a speed bump or pothole

Classification Notes:

-Often manifests as extreme vocalization or bracing reflexes (overreacting) when hitting an otherwise insignificant road imperfection.

-It is a highly specific phobic reaction that is sometimes associated with Amaxophobia (fear of driving).

-Antonym: Placidic Ridor (A composed acceptance of minor road iolts.)

Initial Action: Drives over a parking lot speed bump at 2 mph
Reaction : after dramatically flailing body while action is in place " jeez mom! Watch the bumps please lady! Making me have an episode of hyplorpsia over here"

by Simly November 25, 2025