A Taylor Swift fan who believes Taylor Swift is heterosexual, often to the point of virulent homophobia and doxing of individuals who question Swift’s heterosexuality. Hetlors hear Swift’s lyrics literally, without observing the subtext and layered meanings.

The hetlors are upset about how the song is being interpreted

The hetlors believe Lavender Haze is about straight love, not lesbians or weed, because of course

hetlor by VioletMayhem October 9, 2022

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HYPLORPSIA

HYPLORPSIA
Pronunciation: /hĩ-plôrp-sé-a/

Formal Definition: The severe and disproportionate emotional anxiety response triggered by the anticipation or physical sensation of a vehicle passing over a minor road obstacle, such as a speed bump or pothole

Classification Notes:

-Often manifests as extreme vocalization or bracing reflexes (overreacting) when hitting an otherwise insignificant road imperfection.

-It is a highly specific phobic reaction that is sometimes associated with Amaxophobia (fear of driving).

-Antonym: Placidic Ridor (A composed acceptance of minor road iolts.)

Initial Action: Drives over a parking lot speed bump at 2 mph
Reaction : after dramatically flailing body while action is in place " jeez mom! Watch the bumps please lady! Making me have an episode of hyplorpsia over here"

HYPLORPSIA by Simly November 25, 2025

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sans sheriff

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

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Breadhead

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

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