A Taylor Swift fan who believes Taylor Swift is heterosexual, often to the point of virulent homophobia and doxing of individuals who question Swift’s heterosexuality. Hetlors hear Swift’s lyrics literally, without observing the subtext and layered meanings.
The hetlors are upset about how the song is being interpreted
The hetlors believe Lavender Haze is about straight love, not lesbians or weed, because of course
Formal Definition: The severe and disproportionate emotional anxiety response triggered by the anticipation or physical sensation of a vehicle passing over a minor road obstacle, such as a speed bump or pothole
Classification Notes:
-Often manifests as extreme vocalization or bracing reflexes (overreacting) when hitting an otherwise insignificant road imperfection.
-It is a highly specific phobic reaction that is sometimes associated with Amaxophobia (fear of driving).
-Antonym: Placidic Ridor (A composed acceptance of minor road iolts.)
Initial Action: Drives over a parking lot speed bump at 2 mph
Reaction : after dramatically flailing body while action is in place " jeez mom! Watch the bumps pleaselady! Making me have an episode of hyplorpsia over here"