hypodisiac 

a hypochondriac who finds illness an aphrodisiac and gets filthy horny from just thinking they have a serious or undiagnosed medical condition...the anxiety of said perceived illness stirs their loins and fosters the need to make recurring doctor appointments...a hypodisiac can climax in an MRI or will repeatedly masturbate during telehealth sessions that insurance doesn't even cover...

Ellis: Gaines, your new gal is super cool...and hot too....

Gaines: Dude, Jackie is a total hypodisiac...for real...she needs Grey's Anatomy on when we "hit it" and is constantly reading medical journals while watching porn...we did crush it though during COVID...she was insatiable...and NEVER even tested positive...she always put 2 masks on me and called me Doctor...

hypodisiac by GSWillie July 2, 2023

hypodisiac 

a hypochondriac who finds illness an aphrodisiac and gets filthy horny from just thinking they have a serious or undiagnosed medical condition...the anxiety of said perceived illness stirs their loins and fosters the need to make recurring doctor appointments...a hypodisiac can climax in an MRI or will repeatedly masturbate during telehealth sessions that insurance doesn't even cover...

Ellis: Gaines, your new gal is super cool...and hot too....

Gaines: Dude, Jackie is a total hypodisiac...for real...she needs Grey's Anatomy on when we "hit it" and is constantly reading medical journals while watching porn...we did crush it though during COVID...she was insatiable...and NEVER even tested positive...she always put 2 masks on me and called me Doctor...

hypodisiac by GSWillie July 2, 2023

hypodisiac 

a hypochondriac who finds illness an aphrodisiac and gets filthy horny from just thinking they have a serious or undiagnosed medical condition...the anxiety of said perceived illness stirs their loins and fosters the need to make recurring doctor appointments...a hypodisiac can climax in an MRI or will repeatedly masturbate during telehealth sessions that insurance doesn't even cover...

Ellis: Gaines, your new gal is super cool...and hot too....

Gaines: Dude, Jackie is a total hypodisiac...for real...she needs Grey's Anatomy on when we "hit it" and is constantly reading medical journals while watching porn...we did crush it though during COVID...she was insatiable...and NEVER even tested positive...she always put 2 masks on me and called me Doctor...

hypodisiac by GSWillie July 2, 2023

hypodisiac 

a hypochondriac who finds illness an aphrodisiac and gets filthy horny from just thinking they have a serious or undiagnosed medical condition...the anxiety of said perceived illness stirs their loins and fosters the need to make recurring doctor appointments...a hypodisiac can climax in an MRI or will repeatedly masturbate during telehealth sessions that insurance doesn't even cover...

Ellis: Gaines, your new gal is super cool...and hot too....

Gaines: Dude, Jackie is a total hypodisiac...for real...she needs Grey's Anatomy on when we "hit it" and is constantly reading medical journals while watching porn...we did crush it though during COVID...she was insatiable...and NEVER even tested positive...she always put 2 masks on me and called me Doctor...

hypodisiac by GSWillie July 2, 2023

Hypodistanceistanaswesternhypotubocolosis 

Staying distanced from someone with turbocolosis.

I hypodistanceistanaswesternhypotubocolosis to stay away from my friend.

Hypodistanceistanaswesternhypotubocolosis by LONG LIVE 🇺🇦 UKRAINE! March 7, 2022

hypodistance 

The phenomenon where something or someone runs too fast and therefore doesn't have enough energy and or motivation to run enough distance.

1: Man, I shouldn't had done 50 400s on the track cuz now I barely broke 46 on my 10k.
2: So you've got hypodistance?
1: Yeah, I'm hypodistanced.

hypodistance by hgjfsklvmjfghbugdsfkc September 23, 2023

hypodistance 

The phenomenon where something or someone runs too fast and therefore doesn't have enough energy to run enough distance.

1: Man, I shouldn't had done those 400s cuz now I barely broke 46 on my 10k.
2: So you've got hypodistance?
1: Yeah, I'm hypodistanced.

hypodistance by 42839683098-139703609942165240 September 23, 2023