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hypodisiac 

a hypochondriac who finds illness an aphrodisiac and gets filthy horny from just thinking they have a serious or undiagnosed medical condition...the anxiety of said perceived illness stirs their loins and fosters the need to make recurring doctor appointments...a hypodisiac can climax in an MRI or will repeatedly masturbate during telehealth sessions that insurance doesn't even cover...
Ellis: Gaines, your new gal is super cool...and hot too....

Gaines: Dude, Jackie is a total hypodisiac...for real...she needs Grey's Anatomy on when we "hit it" and is constantly reading medical journals while watching porn...we did crush it though during COVID...she was insatiable...and NEVER even tested positive...she always put 2 masks on me and called me Doctor...
hypodisiac by GSWillie July 2, 2023
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hypodisiac 

a hypochondriac who finds illness an aphrodisiac and gets filthy horny from just thinking they have a serious or undiagnosed medical condition...the anxiety of said perceived illness stirs their loins and fosters the need to make recurring doctor appointments...a hypodisiac can climax in an MRI or will repeatedly masturbate during telehealth sessions that insurance doesn't even cover...
Ellis: Gaines, your new gal is super cool...and hot too....

Gaines: Dude, Jackie is a total hypodisiac...for real...she needs Grey's Anatomy on when we "hit it" and is constantly reading medical journals while watching porn...we did crush it though during COVID...she was insatiable...and NEVER even tested positive...she always put 2 masks on me and called me Doctor...
hypodisiac by GSWillie July 2, 2023

hypodisiac 

a hypochondriac who finds illness an aphrodisiac and gets filthy horny from just thinking they have a serious or undiagnosed medical condition...the anxiety of said perceived illness stirs their loins and fosters the need to make recurring doctor appointments...a hypodisiac can climax in an MRI or will repeatedly masturbate during telehealth sessions that insurance doesn't even cover...
Ellis: Gaines, your new gal is super cool...and hot too....

Gaines: Dude, Jackie is a total hypodisiac...for real...she needs Grey's Anatomy on when we "hit it" and is constantly reading medical journals while watching porn...we did crush it though during COVID...she was insatiable...and NEVER even tested positive...she always put 2 masks on me and called me Doctor...
hypodisiac by GSWillie July 2, 2023

hypodisiac 

a hypochondriac who finds illness an aphrodisiac and gets filthy horny from just thinking they have a serious or undiagnosed medical condition...the anxiety of said perceived illness stirs their loins and fosters the need to make recurring doctor appointments...a hypodisiac can climax in an MRI or will repeatedly masturbate during telehealth sessions that insurance doesn't even cover...
Ellis: Gaines, your new gal is super cool...and hot too....

Gaines: Dude, Jackie is a total hypodisiac...for real...she needs Grey's Anatomy on when we "hit it" and is constantly reading medical journals while watching porn...we did crush it though during COVID...she was insatiable...and NEVER even tested positive...she always put 2 masks on me and called me Doctor...
hypodisiac by GSWillie July 2, 2023

Hypodistanceistanaswesternhypotubocolosis 

Staying distanced from someone with turbocolosis.
I hypodistanceistanaswesternhypotubocolosis to stay away from my friend.

hypodistance 

The phenomenon where something or someone runs too fast and therefore doesn't have enough energy and or motivation to run enough distance.
1: Man, I shouldn't had done 50 400s on the track cuz now I barely broke 46 on my 10k.
2: So you've got hypodistance?
1: Yeah, I'm hypodistanced.
hypodistance by hgjfsklvmjfghbugdsfkc September 23, 2023

hypodistance 

The phenomenon where something or someone runs too fast and therefore doesn't have enough energy to run enough distance.
1: Man, I shouldn't had done those 400s cuz now I barely broke 46 on my 10k.
2: So you've got hypodistance?
1: Yeah, I'm hypodistanced.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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