a hypochondriac who finds illness an aphrodisiac and gets filthy horny from just thinking they have a serious or undiagnosed medical condition...the anxiety of said perceived illness stirs their loins and fosters the need to make recurring doctor appointments...a hypodisiac can climax in an MRI or will repeatedly masturbate during telehealth sessions that insurance doesn't even cover...
Ellis: Gaines, your new gal is super cool...and hot too....
Gaines: Dude, Jackie is a total hypodisiac...for real...she needs Grey's Anatomy on when we "hit it" and is constantly reading medical journals while watching porn...we did crush it though during COVID...she was insatiable...and NEVER even tested positive...she always put 2 masks on me and called me Doctor...
Gaines: Dude, Jackie is a total hypodisiac...for real...she needs Grey's Anatomy on when we "hit it" and is constantly reading medical journals while watching porn...we did crush it though during COVID...she was insatiable...and NEVER even tested positive...she always put 2 masks on me and called me Doctor...
by GSWillie July 2, 2023
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Ellis: Gaines, your new gal is super cool...and hot too....
Gaines: Dude, Jackie is a total hypodisiac...for real...she needs Grey's Anatomy on when we "hit it" and is constantly reading medical journals while watching porn...we did crush it though during COVID...she was insatiable...and NEVER even tested positive...she always put 2 masks on me and called me Doctor...
Gaines: Dude, Jackie is a total hypodisiac...for real...she needs Grey's Anatomy on when we "hit it" and is constantly reading medical journals while watching porn...we did crush it though during COVID...she was insatiable...and NEVER even tested positive...she always put 2 masks on me and called me Doctor...
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a hypochondriac who finds illness an aphrodisiac and gets filthy horny from just thinking they have a serious or undiagnosed medical condition...the anxiety of said perceived illness stirs their loins and fosters the need to make recurring doctor appointments...a hypodisiac can climax in an MRI or will repeatedly masturbate during telehealth sessions that insurance doesn't even cover...
Ellis: Gaines, your new gal is super cool...and hot too....
Gaines: Dude, Jackie is a total hypodisiac...for real...she needs Grey's Anatomy on when we "hit it" and is constantly reading medical journals while watching porn...we did crush it though during COVID...she was insatiable...and NEVER even tested positive...she always put 2 masks on me and called me Doctor...
Gaines: Dude, Jackie is a total hypodisiac...for real...she needs Grey's Anatomy on when we "hit it" and is constantly reading medical journals while watching porn...we did crush it though during COVID...she was insatiable...and NEVER even tested positive...she always put 2 masks on me and called me Doctor...
by GSWillie July 2, 2023
Get the hypodisiac mug.a hypochondriac who finds illness an aphrodisiac and gets filthy horny from just thinking they have a serious or undiagnosed medical condition...the anxiety of said perceived illness stirs their loins and fosters the need to make recurring doctor appointments...a hypodisiac can climax in an MRI or will repeatedly masturbate during telehealth sessions that insurance doesn't even cover...
Ellis: Gaines, your new gal is super cool...and hot too....
Gaines: Dude, Jackie is a total hypodisiac...for real...she needs Grey's Anatomy on when we "hit it" and is constantly reading medical journals while watching porn...we did crush it though during COVID...she was insatiable...and NEVER even tested positive...she always put 2 masks on me and called me Doctor...
Gaines: Dude, Jackie is a total hypodisiac...for real...she needs Grey's Anatomy on when we "hit it" and is constantly reading medical journals while watching porn...we did crush it though during COVID...she was insatiable...and NEVER even tested positive...she always put 2 masks on me and called me Doctor...
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The phenomenon where something or someone runs too fast and therefore doesn't have enough energy and or motivation to run enough distance.
1: Man, I shouldn't had done 50 400s on the track cuz now I barely broke 46 on my 10k.
2: So you've got hypodistance?
1: Yeah, I'm hypodistanced.
2: So you've got hypodistance?
1: Yeah, I'm hypodistanced.
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1: Man, I shouldn't had done those 400s cuz now I barely broke 46 on my 10k.
2: So you've got hypodistance?
1: Yeah, I'm hypodistanced.
2: So you've got hypodistance?
1: Yeah, I'm hypodistanced.
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