hygemetaphiliac

1) someone who enjoys a friend putting spaghetti in their anus for them
2) someone enjoys putting it in a friends anus.
3) makarina, the bestest person in the universe;)

makarina: "i love basketti in the bumpipe"
bob mate: "eww ur such a hygemetaphiliac!"

by mkai bottom October 7, 2006

hygametapheliac

a person with an obsession/fetish for a BIG trash receptacle with a badgerbadgerbadger for a lid.

"they go ooohhhoooohhhhooohh beam me up away from this hygametapheliac"

by kithewly January 16, 2009