Husbandalitus

a disease which causes the patient to obsess over marriage and go psycho about it..

Deepika is suffering extreme 'husbandalitus'.

Husbandalitus by MedhaV September 27, 2011

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Husbandcat

The replacement of a male romantic figure, either by choice or necessity, with a feline companion creates a husbandcat

She's gotta get home and get the food on the table, otherwise her husbandcat will not be happy

Husbandcat by tartanpig April 30, 2011

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Husbandage

Like Marriage, except the man has no say in the matter whatsoever. Instead a single female decides to bypass the whole boyfriend stage and marry her dream man, with or without his permission.

Erika the Ganga decided her virgin booty was too precious for a boyfriend, and didn't want to deal with the bullshit. Screw Marriage, Husbandage!

Husbandage by Frank A. Lee December 28, 2011

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Husbandemned

Where one (Either Female, Or Male) is Condemned by their Husband.

That bitch was totally Husbandemned.

Husbandemned by QuentinW May 6, 2009

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husbandal

Of or related to a husband. A varient spelling of husbantal.

While on a business trip, he did not perform his husbandal rites.

husbandal by Gregory V. Richardson February 7, 2004

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HusbandPai

A butt of butty proportions

That HusbandPai is a butt

HusbandPai by ZeeZatara January 27, 2022

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

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