hurts my privacy
-When someone smells bad or farts on an elevator, that "hurts my privacy."
-When there's three open lanes of traffic and someone, usually on a cell phone, is tailgating my car instead of going around, that "hurts my privacy."
-When someone stands too close to me while talking, that "hurts my privacy."
-- ("Too close," is defined as, "Within the spit zone" so that occasionally when they say a "P" word a single drop of spit comes out of their mouth and hits my face... That's too close... just remember, you probably have bad breath, so stand back.)
-When there's three open lanes of traffic and someone, usually on a cell phone, is tailgating my car instead of going around, that "hurts my privacy."
-When someone stands too close to me while talking, that "hurts my privacy."
-- ("Too close," is defined as, "Within the spit zone" so that occasionally when they say a "P" word a single drop of spit comes out of their mouth and hits my face... That's too close... just remember, you probably have bad breath, so stand back.)
hurts my privacy by PlayfulRaven November 16, 2006
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