Synonymous with the infamous camel toe; a pain-stakingly visual bulge in the crotch of a woman's pants that is guaranteed to wilt your member like an pine tree in the Sahara.
Also see: ninja foot, trout mouth, mooseknuckle, camel toe and satan's nose
After staying out 'til 6 in the morning, I arrived home, only to be walking into a hungry dog farm wearing meat pants! I had to sustain the third degree for three hours as to where I'd been by my ever-so-trustful ball and chain.