(Hun-gree MUN-
kee) noun. The mental condition
one experiences when
one really needs to compulsively indulge in an unhealthy activity that generally included the insertion of something into one of
one’s cavities- from stem to stern. It could be food, drugs, sex, or even gambling. The individual with the condition is unable to cover it up and/or keep it a secret any longer for it has begun to manifest itself through blatantly obvious behaviors, although they imagine that no
one knows of their affliction.
Jake- “You know Iris, I was thinking dear…”
Iris- “Yes Jake darling , what is it?’
Jake- “As I am confined to this bed I’ve been thinking…why
don’t you take some time and head off for a few auditions
today Iris. I saw several lounges seeking singers on a part time basis and they were in decent clubs near the Theatre District. I’ll be ok for a few hours.”
Iris- “Oh Jake, You are a wonderful man and I’m glad we married. How
sweet of you to notice that I had the hungry monkey to
feed...needing to be back in the spotlight.”