Hung like a clown
To be well endowed. To have a penis so large that you cannot get fully erected without passing out from lack of blood flow to the brain.
Me: "Dude! Did you see Ben in the Shower? He's hung like a clown. I couldn't look away"
Pete: "You know what they say about a man with big feet? ....Ouch!"
Pete: "You know what they say about a man with big feet? ....Ouch!"
Hung like a clown by Rex Uranus December 8, 2021
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