hunch and punch

The act of masturbating in a hunched over position. Usually done very quickly while looking out the blinds to see if your wife comes home.
Fred went upstairs for a quick hunch and punch when he got home from work
by d225 January 15, 2011
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hunch punch

grain alcohol and/or vodka with fruit punch, hawaiian punch, other fruit juices, and/or fruit. can also add ginger ale, sprite, 7up etc for fizz.
hunch punch tear you up
by lilhood December 07, 2009
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hunch punch

drink that is a mixture of mountain dew, kool-aid, and ever clear. it tastes amazing and you cant taste the alcohol at all.
After she drank one cup of hunch punch she was trashed.
by chelsea07 January 03, 2009
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Hunch punch

an alcohol drink..usually a mixture of "stuff" that you drink and it goes down like Kool-Aid,but with out a notice you are so messed up and wondering how you got so messed up so quick.
-"girl what the hell you got me sippin on...im messed up already!!!"

__Hunch punch..lmao
by ACUA1123 January 07, 2010
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hunch punch

1 case of favorite beer (24 or 30. your choice)
1 handle of favorite vodka(flavored or not. your choice)
2 tubes of pink lemonade concentrate(3 if your feeling frisky)

Mix these in large cooler. Add ice.

Serves 2-10 people(depending on how fucked up you want to be.)

CAUTION: Drinking large quantities can result in cocaine usage.
Bob: Dude, I drank so much hunch punch I don't remember a thing.

Pedro: Are you kidding? You were in the bathroom snorting coke with that girl.

Bob: Ahh fuckk...
by Shawn Parent April 08, 2008
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Hunch punch

A one night stand that you thought would be okay, but turns out to be awful.
Megan got hunch punched by Nate last night!
by Natalie123 March 23, 2017
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hunch and punch

Verb
- the way dogs poop. To arch the back (hunch) and discharge (punch) flamboyant fecal materials at dangerous and potentially lethal velocities.
"C'mon Fido. You gonna hunch and punch or what?"
by Nards Eubanks September 19, 2024
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