hunch and punch

The act of masturbating in a hunched over position. Usually done very quickly while looking out the blinds to see if your wife comes home.

Fred went upstairs for a quick hunch and punch when he got home from work

hunch and punch by d225 January 16, 2011

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Verb
- the way dogs poop. To arch the back (hunch) and discharge (punch) flamboyant fecal materials at dangerous and potentially lethal velocities.

"C'mon Fido. You gonna hunch and punch or what?"

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punch and hunch

When someone is SO annoying, you want to punch them in the stomach hard, so they double over into a hunched position.

“That guy over there is a total punch and hunch.”

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