E-humor is a kind of humor that the weird kid in 2020 would have. E-humor consists of saying “E” randomly, t-posing, and obsessing over anime, most likely mha or aot
by robertjab0976 March 23, 2022
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An ancient and outdated medicine theory that states that a being's health is maintained through a balance of four bodily fluids, and an imbalance of such cause diseases. This theory heavily implies that such fluids regulate personalities, and is the basis of the four temperaments (Choleric, Melancholic, Phlegmatic, Sanguine).
The four bodily fluids are composed of:
- Blood, which causes sociable, extroverted, and comedic personality. See Sanguine
- Phlegm (Pus, Mucus, Saliva, Sweat), which causes reserved and introverted personality. See Phlegmatic
- Black Bile (Spleen, Cancer), which causes sad and depressed personality. See Melancholic
- Yellow Bile (Gallbladder, Vomit, Feces), which causes short-tempered, ambitious, and aggressive personality. See Choleric
Therefore, to combat diseases, one must get rid of excess humor, such as bloodletting. Temperature and humidity of the body such as Hot, Cold, Dry, and Wet are implied to be the balancing of humors. Hence, some might believe that this theory is the earliest attempt to understand Homeostasis, the regulation of biological mechanism. Originating from Ancient Greek thinkers and possibly spread as far into China, this theory persisted well into the 19th Century, in which Germ Theory becomes the foundation of modern medicine and discarded this 2300-years old theory.
The four bodily fluids are composed of:
- Blood, which causes sociable, extroverted, and comedic personality. See Sanguine
- Phlegm (Pus, Mucus, Saliva, Sweat), which causes reserved and introverted personality. See Phlegmatic
- Black Bile (Spleen, Cancer), which causes sad and depressed personality. See Melancholic
- Yellow Bile (Gallbladder, Vomit, Feces), which causes short-tempered, ambitious, and aggressive personality. See Choleric
Therefore, to combat diseases, one must get rid of excess humor, such as bloodletting. Temperature and humidity of the body such as Hot, Cold, Dry, and Wet are implied to be the balancing of humors. Hence, some might believe that this theory is the earliest attempt to understand Homeostasis, the regulation of biological mechanism. Originating from Ancient Greek thinkers and possibly spread as far into China, this theory persisted well into the 19th Century, in which Germ Theory becomes the foundation of modern medicine and discarded this 2300-years old theory.
Four Humors Theory allows for the erroneous understanding of diseases that plagued Ancient, Medieval, and Early Modern times.
Bloodletting is a dangerous practice that was invented due to Four Humors Theory.
Medieval and Early Modern doctors believed that injecting Mercury into the patient will balance the humors, as per stated by the Four Humors Theory.
Bloodletting is a dangerous practice that was invented due to Four Humors Theory.
Medieval and Early Modern doctors believed that injecting Mercury into the patient will balance the humors, as per stated by the Four Humors Theory.
by Thaxius August 18, 2022
You get night humor when you are too tired to distinguish the difference between absolutely hilarious, completely normal, and completely absurd.
Person #1: MAN I LOVE MY MUSIC HUHEHAH.
Person #2: Yep, we are officially bored and tired out of our minds. It's night humor time.
Person #2: Yep, we are officially bored and tired out of our minds. It's night humor time.
by TotallyNotComfy October 17, 2020
An elusive form of humor revolving around cows. If you read my name, (Based Cow) you'll know that I have cow humor. The reason why it's funny is because it's super random, and random == funny. But it isn't TOO random.
Person 1: 2 cows walk into a bar. The cow says to the other cow, MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, and proceeds to dance.
Person 2: Do you have the elusive Cow Humor?
Person 2: Do you have the elusive Cow Humor?
by Based Cow December 5, 2021
When the fucking is so good that your partner moans like an animal so humorously that you need to take a break to assess which animal they are.
Guy 1: dude my girlfriend was being really freaky last night with that animal humor, she sounded like a horse for a while!!
by TokugawaShogunate May 26, 2017
When a couple pretends to be animals during sex, including the noises made and the positions usually used by animals during intercourse. Usually involves watching animal porn as well
Guy 1: Hey! Me and my girlfriend just had some amazing sex!
Guy 2: oh please tell me you didn't do animal humor again.
Guy 1: ummm.... maybe...
Guy 2: oh please tell me you didn't do animal humor again.
Guy 1: ummm.... maybe...
by TokugawaShogunate May 26, 2017