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Human being 

A parasite that kills, destroys everything in its path over a long period of time. It is ignorant and doesn't listen to reason eventually eradicating all signs of life due to its stupidity and unreasonable attitude. This parasite is the worst thing that happened to earth since Eve ate that damn apple.
Woolly Mammoth 1: "Did you hear about that new species called "Human Beings"?"
Woolly Mammoth 2: "Ya, i hear there really stupid and ignorant"
Woolly Mammoth 1: "I know, huh? I bet you they will try to change things and become the ultimate destroyers of our world"
Woolly Mammoth 2: Ya. Probably by some kind of exploding invention that can destroy millions of lives in seconds"
Human being by Dick Ishard September 3, 2009
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human being 

An entity who carries stories the way other entities carry bits of twig or children with big eyes or a carapace.. I cannot say the human being has a set of appendages or that he or she has language. It's not about that. It's not about movement. It's not about sounds that are held in the body. When I boil up a human being (which is horrible to think about, I'm sorry), I get: narrative. As the distinguishing trait.
I mean, she broke up with me, but she broke up with me in the morning. She was a real human being about it, you know? She spent the night.

human being 

Mankind+Womankind+Everybody. You. Me. Everyone reading this. Then your a human being. Or a computer. Which is closer and closer every day. All hail the AI overlord.

Not to be confused with a "decent human being" or a "horrible human being" which are something else entirely.
Its never to early to sell out human being(s) for a pat on the head.

That guy on social media seems less and less like a human being every day.
human being by PPete December 11, 2021

decent human being 

Isaac seems like a decent human being
he is :]
decent human being by tobp September 2, 2021

pathetic excuse for a human being

"Pathetic excuse for a human being" is used to describe someone who is so pathetic at what he does and what he believes in that he have no redeeming qualities, he is considered completely useless, he always complains about everything and never do anything to fix it, he feeds off attention and rage & complains when he doesn't get any, all he does is annoy and hurt the people around him, his ideas and morality are so pathetic so wrong so ridiculous that no one cares to listen, some people will even argue that he is not worth keeping alive but he is usually so pathetic that he is not even worth killing.
guy #1: have you seen this girl kim kardashian she is so famous but i don't know why, she can't sing she can't act she can't dance all she dose is take selfies and complain what hell man.

guy #2: yeah i know she is a pathetic excuse for a human being

Most fucking perfect human being alive 

The most fuckin perfect human being alive is scientifically proven to be eve fisher
Guy 1: wow my girlfriend is so gorgeous shes the most fucking perfect human being alive
Guy 2:Really??
Guy 1:Ya shes such an eve fisher

You Beautiful Human Being

A phrase originating in Northern California. Used in place of 'thank you' or to express gratitude. Can be added on to a thank you to make it better.
*Person 1 hands Person 2 a gift.*

Person 1: Happy birthday!

Person 2: Oh thank you, you beautiful human being!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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