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huffty by Behhdhdhdhjd June 12, 2018
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Hufty Puff 

A description of an exceedingly well nourished individual sweating profusely, gasping for breath, nearing cardiac collapse whilst attempting to lose their first kilo after a lifetime of grazing.

Or any big fellow using the stairs, moderate exercise can bring on the state of being a "Hufty puff."

Or a big fellow that sweats heavily on relatively mild days.
Look at that hufty puff, I'll go warm up the paddles.

I couldn't find space in the gym it was full of hufty puff's.

I just had give my seat away on the bus to some huffy puff, if the bus had stopped suddenly it would have been carnage.
Hufty Puff by PrickMcDick June 3, 2011
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Huffy-toss

The huffy-toss is an action involving "tossing" (throwing in a circular motion, similar to the shot put) a heavy bicycle—typically a Huffy or other crap bike—as far as possible. It is common to use the term "huffy-toss" to refer to throwing any piece of junk, not just bikes.
Did you see Riis huffy-toss his bike in the '97 Tour de France?
Huffy-toss by bikesyo May 25, 2011
Mad in a cute or funny way.
Cidney- Stop tickling me nowwww!
John- Awh dont be so huffy
Huffy by Basicallytruegirl August 18, 2015

rusty huffy 

a woman or girl which is larger or obese and has cottage cheese(cellulite) all over her leg's or arm's...and in some cases are always hungry and cant stop eating.

rustiness-determines how ugly or butch the girl is

huffy-determines her weight or how large she is

putting them together makes them a rusty huffy
did you see that rusty huffy back there she was eating a Jamaican patty and was already talking about the McDonald's down the street......man she was the rustiest huffy I've every seen
rusty huffy by tyler durden1200 January 14, 2010

Huffity Puffity 

"she kept talking head, so i got all huffity puffity and backhanded her"
Huffity Puffity by S.B. Johnson #5 December 23, 2008

huffy puffy

Another word for angry. Someone who gets bitchy and whines about anything.
(Often used by someone who is calm towards someone who is a little upset)
Quaneesha: GOD-DAAAAAYAM, I's be outta colt fo-tay fiiiiiiiive, didchu draaaaank mah last fo-tay?!
John: Oh, yeah I think I did. Sorry, I'll buy some more.
Quaneesha: AWWWWWW FUCKIN SONABEEEEAAAATCH! I wuz needin me sum of dat shizzzz, cuz mah waaaah-eeeave be makin mah heeeead hurt!
John: OK geez, don't get all huffy puffy with me.
Quaneesha: Wha da heeeeeeeeeell?? Wha duz dat sheeeeeet mean? YOU BE RACIST!
John: There you go, gettin all huffy puffy again.
Quaneesha: Fuck dis shiz , go get me mah fo-tay, playa!
huffy puffy by TheOrangeKrushOne March 29, 2004
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