You can call him Hoz. Has too many wins in Fortnite (9). Will steel your girl with his sharp jawline and mega veins. If you call him Zack he will get very mad, so make sure to call him Hoz. Also has a song written about him called Hoz Plan.
Me: Hey Zack Hosmer (Hoz) did you do the homework for John Ozminkowskis class.
Zack: CALL ME HOZ, I WILL CARRY YOU IN FORTNITE.
An elusive Irish forest spirit who occasionally leaves the woods to release and perform blues-rock songs. Also controls a moderately sized lesbian army.
Person 1: Hey dude, I was walking in the woods earlier and I spotted a feral Hozier in one of the treetops.
Person 2: Wow, did you get a selfie with him?
Person 1: Nah, but he did throw a guitar pick at me before scampering off