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Howdon

A land of drugs, pedophiles, and metros from experiance
Man #1:"i went over to howden to visit name redacted for a pint ye knaa"

Man #2:"it's howdon and i don't know name redacted please leve me alone"
Man #1:"EH YOU WANT A FIGH EH I'LL MESS YOU UP YOU DIVVY".
by Something- May 10, 2021
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Howdon Claw

A small suburn of the North East of England, the 'howdon claw' refers to a fringe on a female which looks like it has been shaped around a coke can, such is its pronounced cylindrical-ness. You can see young charvers sporting the Howdon Claw.
"Ah's gannin oot doon the keyside the neet... The bords ye find doon there are geet classy an that, none o yer howdon claw shite man."
by Bonny lad November 11, 2004
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howon

Lee HoWon, stage name; Hoya is the main dancer and lead rapper plus vocalist of Korea's rising star boy group under Woollim Entertainment named INFINITE. He has many names including Hogod, Hoegie, Hoha, Hodong (His supposed real name before changing it to HoWon) and many more to come.

Fangirls dies at his existence, his never ending bombard of honest words, his tongue that he can never seem to keep it in his mouth, his hip thrust, his gaze, his love/hate relationship with Jang DongWoo (His other half), and his sexy English.

NOTE: Don't ever forget to say 'Ya!' when he say's 'Ho!'
-OMG! Is that Lee HoWon?
-No, it's Hoya
-No, It's Hoegie
-No, It's Hogod
-Are you guys stupid? He's Jang DongWoo's soul mate!
by infiniteLC June 18, 2014
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Ye Ole Two Snap HowDoYaDo

The test old as time that girls around the world pull , and the test many poor men fail every day. The Ye Ole Two Snap HowDoYaDo is when a girl adds you on Snapchat and leaves you on open soon after. The only way to pass this cursed test is to send a honking hog picture.
This sally girl just tried the ye ole two snap HowDoYaDo on me...it won’t work!
by The Ye Ole Two Snap HowDoYaDo January 26, 2020
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Howden

A version of howdy, but less country in context; a greeting.
by Eyesofhope May 12, 2016
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Howdoo

Howdoo... Like Facebook, but not shit and doesn't ass rape your data privacy.

Howdoo is the newest social media platform taking on the criminal giants like Facebook, Twitter and Instagram. Instead of fucking you over by selling your data to the highest bidder, Howdoo lets you decide when and how your data is shared. If you want to share your data, you earn revenue from the adverts.

For content creators, you earn your fair share instead of like other social platforms who force you staple your bollocks to your chin for 10 cents a week.
Alan: What is Howdoo?
Adam: Imagine Facebook, without it being a cunt
by Wouldzey September 10, 2018
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howdoidothisshit

tiktok enthusiast + the literal CEO of drale who is practically y/n.
person 1: “dude did you hear about the fight?”
person 2: “no wdym.”
person 1: “apparently there was a fight between howdoidothisshit and a group of homophobes. from what i heard, howdoidothisshit kicked their asses.”
person 2: “NO WAY”
by veecore August 29, 2021
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