Husband #
1: Helen, this is some of the most vile tasting shit I have ever had
Husband #1: Bill, whatever you do don't drink Helen's
coffee. It tastes like second rate poison.
Helen: Actually, it is poison. I am getting
sick of all this bullshit so I put a little bit of poison in every cup.
Wife #
2: I am doing the same thing to Bill. I just love serving him his nice big steaming cup of Shut the Fuck Up.
A Famous American University completed a study in 1951 that concluded American housewives are forced to take a lot of shit from their loudmouthed, idiotic,
shithead husbands. The study concluded that the best way to fix the situation is to say "How about a nice big hot steaming cup of
STFU" and give them What-Ever, spouse poison!