Husband #1:
Helen, this is some of the most vile tasting shit I have ever had
Husband #1:
Bill, whatever you do don't drink
Helen's coffee. It tastes like second rate poison.
Helen: Actually, it is poison. I am getting
sick of all this bullshit so I put a little bit of poison in every cup.
Wife #2: I am doing the same thing to
Bill. I just love serving him his nice big steaming cup of Shut the Fuck Up.
A Famous American University completed a study in 1951 that concluded American housewives are forced to take a lot of shit from their loudmouthed, idiotic, shithead husbands. The study concluded that the best way to fix the situation is to say "How about a nice big
hot steaming cup of STFU" and give them What-Ever, spouse poison!