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House spouse 

A house spouse: gender neutral version of house wife/husband (noun)
Person A: I don’t have a job. I’m married though!

Person B: fam, congratulations! You’re a house spouse.

Person A: damn straight I am famalam.
House spouse by Pokewhizz December 8, 2017

house spouse 

The person in a relationship that stays home.
After we got married, he quit his job and became the house spouse.
house spouse by bnoice February 14, 2009

House Spouse 

A non-gendered partner who stays at home like a traditional housewife
I'm non-binary dude i can be your house spouse
House Spouse by PLAGUELIKE January 22, 2021

Happy spouse happy house 

Kinda like happy wife happy life except less self-centered.
Wife says “happy wife, happy life” husband replies“naw ya greedy bitch, happy spouse happy house. That shit works both ways. “
Happy spouse happy house by Aoneov December 28, 2018

house smouse

A term used for any person who is clumsy, a little lame, or otherwise corny in personality or looks.
That girl keeps spilling her drink, she's the house smouse.
house smouse by bexbexbex March 31, 2021

scouse house 

Form Of House Music...

Unbelievely Bouncy

You Know That You Like IT!!!
3beat.co.uk soucsemp3s.co.uk

lee butler, lil john
scouse house by Ross January 31, 2003
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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