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house gay 

Adjective; a word that describes the stereotypical cisgender gay white male. Traditionally they are priveleged, very bitchy and aloof of their surroundings with a heightened sense of self importance. They disguise their ignorance and racism as "sassy".

The house gay can be usually found at trendy bars drinking cosmos and cranberry vodkas, talking and laughing louder than all of their friends. They are notoriously ignorant of other LGBTQ members, notably trans people, and queer people of color. They watch Will & Grace religiously and swear by Lush and Tuesday night happy hour.
House Gay: "Damn sis! Did you just witness that bearded dyke? Straight out of the Bronx Zoo! What the fuck!?"

Friend: "Good lord Tyler....Maybe they're trans? Honestly you really don't have any be talking about how someone is allowed to present unless you yourself are trans. You are such a fucking house gay it's incredible."
house gay by CoffeeGrinder March 19, 2019

House Gay 

When an otherwise straight man of considerable financial means has a close, live-in (usually masculine) gay friend for camaraderie, shared hobbies, garage time and the occasional, casual sexual dalliance. The House Gay is generally a "kept man" and is lodged in a guest house or separate wing of the home from the man's primary partner.
Brad's so lucky Kristen's fine with him having Jake as his House Gay, I wish I could afford one!
House Gay by TheHemingwayGay June 19, 2025

gay house 

"dude i live in a gay house"
gay house by Tiffani July 6, 2005

Gay House 

A house with at least two LGBTQ+ members that engage in sexual activity. In other words, not only are there two gays, but the two gays fuck. If you enter straight, and then you leave straight. No gay conversion of any sort, unless you want to. Then you’ll have to pay the price, which is honestly 1 fucking penny because bills must be paid.
Natalia just moved in with Sam, they're making their place a real gay house.

If I move into a gay house, I'll be better off financially, and mentally.

I live in a gay house, no gay conversion necessary.
Gay House by easyb8ke March 26, 2019

gay frat house 

A house that has hella weed and is always parting and the house is always clean.
Damn wyd? Going to the gay frat house.
gay frat house by Fasterbmf April 25, 2021

Gay bibba house

Have you seen a gay bibba house
Gay bibba house by Gay bibba August 5, 2019

Gay Trap House

A trap house with only dudes and fat chicks.
Dude, that place got old, it's like a gay trap house full of fat bitches.
Gay Trap House by NikeT1138 June 28, 2021
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