house cow 

An unpleasant female who thinks she's a house-wife. Known to collect crotch-fruit from multiple sources and nests in trailers. Moos when frightened.

He borrowed his mom's car to fuck that house cow, all the while her boyfriend was gone at work in her truck.

house cow by SandyButtCheeks April 26, 2019

cow house

You know, where they live?

There's a cow house like...two miles that way. Other than that, no one.

"Cow House?"

Yeah, you know, where they live...

cow house by Glass Grade July 6, 2012

Cow house

that's where cow's live

look over there! it's a cow house

Cow house by 058err March 24, 2011

The horse cow game 

a game played while driving that sets the driver and passenger sides of the car against each other. Tallying points for wildlife on each side of the road. Cows=1pt each Horses, Deer=5pts each. Lambs,pigs,turkeys, sheep=10pts each. Mini horses, llamas, buffalo, donkeys and anything else strange= 20 pts each. If a player passes a graveyard on their side the points go back to zero. Game is played till and of the roadtrip

I played the horse cow game against my girlfriend from Madison to Chicago.

The horse cow game by Dan Barnum February 26, 2009