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An unpleasant female who thinks she's a house-wife. Known to collect crotch-fruit from multiple sources and nests in trailers. Moos when frightened.
He borrowed his mom's car to fuck that house cow, all the while her boyfriend was gone at work in her truck.
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by SandyButtCheeks April 26, 2019

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