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An unusually long turd that makes its way out of your asshole at an unusually hot temperature.
*toilet water splashes*
You: Wow, that one was a hot log!
Hot Log by Vultrex480 December 21, 2022
a turd with a bun, often served with mustard, ketchup,and relish, served from a "Hot Dog Stand" by a greasy fat guy, usually on street corners in New York or Chicago.
That was an awesome touchdown! lets go get some hot logs.
hot log by nommachine November 28, 2010

hot logging 

When you take a dump and its physically hot; officially when geologists log core as soon as it comes out of a drill rigs core hole.
Man I ate too much chilli at the restaurant and spent the night hot logging.

Hot Logan 

A Hot Logan is a sexual act in which you are insert small dildos in between your fingers and penetrate each lower hole in the body. This works with both males and females.
Diego and I are going to do a Hot Logan on our friend, wanna join?
Hot Logan by SmellsFishy111 February 23, 2021

hot logic 

Intellectual reasoning or methodology regarding getting lucky, getting ass or getting some.
Tom is trying to figure out how to get with Diane... He's gonna have to use some hot logic.
hot logic by NHMatt September 8, 2021

Flamin’ Hot Logs 

The name of the shit you take after you just went demon mode on an entire bag of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos. And it feels like Satan is holding a blowtorch to your asshole.
Bro, I shouldn’t have ate those Cheetos, I just dropped some Flamin’ Hot Logs.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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