Skip to main content

Hot Dick 

The act of casually grazing another persons body, male or female, with your penis. This act usually occurs unintentionally in crowded settings, ex. Movie theatres, stadium seating. Although it can occur intentionally!
“Brandon’s crotch rubbed all over the back of that old lady’s head when he was trying to get to his seat at the game!”

“Yeah, he HOT DICKED her”
Hot Dick by IWannaTalkToSampson December 19, 2019
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Hot Dick 

When a guy has an untreated STD(s) and gives it to others through unprotected sex.
Ew! You had sex with Travis? He has a hot dick. You better get yourself tested.
Hot Dick by Kankake Storm November 10, 2015

Hot Dick 

A man way too excited over a female prowess.
He wanted that girl in the club so bad, he was straight hot dick for her.
Hot Dick by Fuckingjacque January 7, 2021

hot dick 

a boy that has multiple bodies and gets sucked a lot
I heard you f***** ga***

Nah he has hot dick oh hell no
hot dick by hi644777777 July 2, 2023

hot dick 'n cider 

hot dick inside her; sexual intercourse
man, i think that hot drunk bitch is looking for a cup of hot dick 'n cider
hot dick 'n cider by Sandy Mangina December 29, 2006

HOT DICK ON THE BACK OF YOUR NECK 

H.D.O.T.B.O.Y.N
when someone is an extremely awkward situation

that would give said person a similar feeling as if a stranger had placed their penis on the back of their neck and for whatever reason could not react or make any attempt to remove the penis and just has to deal with it
on christmas i went to my best friends house and his grandmother continually exposed herself to me and no one els noticed...HOT DICK ON THE BACK OF YOUR NECK

Hot Dick Coward 

A game played by at least two people where you stick your dick in a toaster, turn it on and time how long each person can bear it.
Person 1: I heard Tom went to the hospital because he played Hot Dick Coward last night.
Person 2: What a dumbass.
Hot Dick Coward by Parsil March 22, 2020
More from Urban Dictionary

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
Load more