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hot date 

The person saying this does not, in fact, have a date, and will spend the night watching television alone and then crying themselves to sleep.
Al: Gotta hurry home, man, I've got a hot date tonight!
Vince: Yes, of course you do.
hot date by Zerotime February 16, 2009

hot date 

Generally used sarcastically to exaggerate the appeal of a date. The date may or may not be real, and although the date might actually be "hot", as in exciting, it's just as likely to not exist at all or be boring.
Are you going on a hot date tonight?
Yes. With my Mom.
hot date by RustyBucky May 8, 2011

hot date 

used between girls to designate a friendly outing as a one on one event.
lisa: i have no friends.
amanda: well, naomi and i are having a hot date on friday night, but i guess you can come. maybe.

erin: let's go to that production of rent on saturday. it'll be a hot date.
erica: ok yay. we haven't hung out in forever.
hot date by yay monkeys April 26, 2006

Hot date lips 

One who wears bright red lipstick on a date with a sexy person in the hopes to savagely makeout with their face.
I had my hot date lips all made up so I could seduce my teacher into having an affair with me.

women so hot pls date me 

“women so hot pls date me” and u can add ur own words after or before that
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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