hot column

When you're having sex and you suddenly get that hot column of air from a stanky vagina that singes the nostrils.

"Dude I was poundin that shit out and totally got hot columned!"

by stoosh bag January 22, 2010

columbian hot pocket

When you put a sandwich bag in someone's mouth then poop in the sandwich bag while it's in their mouth.

I'm going to give you a Columbian hot pocket

by ZomBrutal May 5, 2016

Columbus hot finger

Penetrating an anus with a finger covered hot sauce in-lieu of sexual intercourse.

"i caught my girl cheating on me so i gave her a Columbus hot finger"

by deuscaput November 11, 2013

Columbus hot finger

When you get all up in your lady and don't wash the wing sauce of your fingers first.

I took this bitch out in the wild wings parking lot and got spicy with the Columbus hot finger.

by Othick January 2, 2018