hot column 

When you're having sex and you suddenly get that hot column of air from a stanky vagina that singes the nostrils.

"Dude I was poundin that shit out and totally got hot columned!"

hot column by stoosh bag January 22, 2010

columbian hot pocket 

When you put a sandwich bag in someone's mouth then poop in the sandwich bag while it's in their mouth.

I'm going to give you a Columbian hot pocket

columbian hot pocket by ZomBrutal May 5, 2016

Columbus hot finger 

Penetrating an anus with a finger covered hot sauce in-lieu of sexual intercourse.

"i caught my girl cheating on me so i gave her a Columbus hot finger"

Columbus hot finger by deuscaput November 11, 2013

Columbus hot finger 

When you get all up in your lady and don't wash the wing sauce of your fingers first.

I took this bitch out in the wild wings parking lot and got spicy with the Columbus hot finger.

Columbus hot finger by Othick January 2, 2018