The act of expelling feces into a clean white silk glove and then slapping someone across the face with it.
by ingmar bergman April 6, 2009
Dennis tried to give John a Hot Carl but his IBS was acting up. It just ended up being a wet, brown sock with some corn kernels and peanut fragments in it. You know what they say, a Hot Carl's Jr., "it gets all over your face".
by Beaver1993 April 19, 2010
Everyone is wrong, I'll explain what a REAL Hot Carl is.
A Hot Carl consists of shitting on a female's tits and then titty fucking her. If you do it right and have a good fecal consistense, this will result in a crap bridge over her titties. Not to be confused with the Hot Carlos wich consists of the same thing but instead of the female partner, a hard surface like a counter is used.
A Hot Carl consists of shitting on a female's tits and then titty fucking her. If you do it right and have a good fecal consistense, this will result in a crap bridge over her titties. Not to be confused with the Hot Carlos wich consists of the same thing but instead of the female partner, a hard surface like a counter is used.
- Man this chick has big boobs I would love to do a Hot Carlos on her.
- You mean a Hot Carl right?
- Oh yeah, I'm kind of used to being lonely ...
- You mean a Hot Carl right?
- Oh yeah, I'm kind of used to being lonely ...
by hotcarl4u September 18, 2007
When a fraternity brother is held squatting over the edge of the frat house roof and drops a
duece toward the earth with the sole intention of his waste landing on a barechested pledge lying prone
below. The poor neophyte must stop the brown bomb from landing on their chest with a plane of see-through glass or plexiglass. Technically, the hot carl bomb only occurs if the plebe fails to block the puck from his pecs.
see also sky shit
duece toward the earth with the sole intention of his waste landing on a barechested pledge lying prone
below. The poor neophyte must stop the brown bomb from landing on their chest with a plane of see-through glass or plexiglass. Technically, the hot carl bomb only occurs if the plebe fails to block the puck from his pecs.
see also sky shit
Droopy's only hope of avoiding the hot carl bomb lied in the suddenly miniscule 2 foot by 2 foot pane of
glass that seperated him from the puckering pinch above and picking poop peanuts out of his chest hair.
glass that seperated him from the puckering pinch above and picking poop peanuts out of his chest hair.
by A Child Without an Eye December 23, 2004
A Hot Carl on the Cobb is when partner number one begins by eating only corn giblets for a full day (for softer stool use creamed corn). Then, partner number 1 spreads their ass cheeks and takes a big steamy poo on partner #2's face, which can be lovingly covered in (optional) saran wrap. The schmear is then rubbed around the face with plastic cutlery until it's margarine spread consistency. If the corn/poo is not the desired consistency, Partner number one jerks off partner number two onto his own face, to add a more creamy base. Then, Partner 1 rolls his dick in the corn poo till fully covered. Partner #2 then nibbles away at the corn/poo mixture until the cobb has been picked clean.
At our last family reunion, Uncle John didn't have any of Aunt Bessie's famous cream pie, because he was stuffed to the brim with Uncle Bill's Hot Carl on the Cobb.
by Mid-temp Karl 69 November 24, 2016
After taking a 'hot Carl' on ones partner, either partner removes the seran wrap, fondles the contents into an elongated shape, bites a small hole in the seran and decorates themselves and/or their partner. Largely considered 'inside baseball' within the fecalpheliac community, this is a highly erotic act. In some cases, the elongated 'hot Carl' is caressed with the mouth before making the hole.
by Pinkmagic January 5, 2017
A variation of the Hot Carl where one defecates in a foot-long Subway wrapper and leaves it for a victim.
by Hot Carl Malone February 19, 2010