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Mostly everyone is wrong, a 'hot carl' is the act of putting seran over the face and taking a dump on it. Anal to oral is called a 'rusty trombone', dumping on the chest is a 'Cleaveland steamer', and anal to tit fuckin is a chilli dog. If you have the squirts and can attain maximum heat and force a hole through the seran and onto the skin/mouth then you are awarded extra points, carl would be proud.
I bought some seran wrap today because I want to give Carrie a hot carl for her birthday.
by yourgod December 28, 2005
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the act of putting seran-wrap on ones face and proceeding to take a hot steamy shit on the seran-wrap, thus letting them feel the warmth of the poo on their face.
by cory mullins October 16, 2005
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When a man shits on another mans face
Yo bro, lemme give you a hot carl
by Joeef February 7, 2022
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THE REAL DEAL, FROM THE HOT CARL MASTER HIMSELF

A hot carl is when someone puts seran wrap ontop of another person's face and shits on it. This creates a warm tingly sensation that i like to call a piping hot carl.
Andrew gave Purt a piping hot carl.
by Macking Some Fat July 16, 2008
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The act of putting seran wrap over someone's (or your own) mouth and then defecating onto the seran wrap. I would like to point out that a previous post claiming that "nearly everyone else is wrong" was correct except for one thing. He mentioned a rusty trombone being the act of going ass to mouth. A rusty trombone is eating out the asshole of a dude while whacking him off from the other side, giving the sound of a *bllpp blaap bllp."
"They call him Dan, but his real name should be Hot Carl."
"Why is that?"
"Because that's what he pays all the hookers to do to him."
"That's sad."
"No, that's fucking hot!"
by theslish March 7, 2010
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When someone eats a spicy chicken sandwich at Carl's Jr and has the shits for quite some time afterwards!
Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Kiersten : Harder! Harder! Harder!
Chad : Oh Fuck!!!
Kiersten : Damn't not another Hot Carl!
Chad: MMMMMMMMMMM!
Kiersten : Oh the smell get the fuck out!!!!
by SlopNChop January 13, 2017
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A Chorizo Burrito ordered from Jack in the Box that is double penetrated by two Mexicans working in the back before being served to you.
Friend: "Man, what's with all that grunting coming from the back room?"
Me: "Dude, the cooks are whipping you up a steamin' Hot Carl for sure"
by J-Mama July 13, 2012
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