Hot Carl Sandwich

Two pieces of bread covered with saran wrap that has been defecated on.
Best served slightly warm add with garnishes.

A: What r u making us for lunch?

B: A hot carl sandwich.

A: Don't bother.

by cjazzrun June 26, 2010

A variation of the Hot Carl where one defecates in a foot-long Subway wrapper and leaves it for a victim.

I was so hungry that I ate a Hot Carl Sandwich.

by Hot Carl Malone February 19, 2010