horsecock johnson

Nickname for a guy with a huge penis.

Duder 1: "Oh you're Italian for real? Damn dude it must be pretty big then."

Duder 2: "Oh you know it. It's like 9 inches doggy."

Duder 1: "Oh snap! You straight up horsecock johnson!"

Duder 2: "I love you Americans."

by westfalia January 13, 2010

Horse Cock Jonson

The friend of a midget or the tall friend of a short person.

"...And he calls me Horse Cock Jonson, cause three inches is pretty big to a midget."

by Baby Shoes March 27, 2003