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Tits on a House 

"Yo you wanna go get some tacos?"

"Tacos?! Yo, those are tits on a house my dude!"
Tits on a House by TheGeekyC January 25, 2017

horsetitute 

A horsetitute is a horse who offers sex in exchange for things like carrots and alfalfa cubes.
As Morton thrust into the meaty loins of Dobbin, he was ecstatic to have found the services of a horsetitute.

The pillow talk afterwards was great too.
horsetitute by scodder May 6, 2010
A term that can replace the word shoot or sh*t
As his project started to fall apart he screamed "Horsetits"
Horsetits by kendrick peterson October 17, 2011

horsetist 

When you are mean to a horse >:(
Man 1:that dude is such a horsetist
Man 2:yeah I know right!
horsetist by SanderFnafside January 8, 2021