horse cunt
Just a fun name to call your mates, can be derogatory, depends how you say it and who you say it to.
horse cunt by croftbrudercandycane June 11, 2006
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Horse Cunt
Horse Cunt by Anderson Tom March 19, 2017
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horse thumping thunder cunt
either the first name you can think of when calling eachother names, or rosie o'donnell. the nastiest pussy you could ever find besides a blue waffle.
ex1:
you: hey see that horse thumping thunder cunt on tv
friend: yeah bro shes nasty as fuck
ex2:
friend: fuck you whore!
you: eat shit! you horse thumping thunder cunt!
you: hey see that horse thumping thunder cunt on tv
friend: yeah bro shes nasty as fuck
ex2:
friend: fuck you whore!
you: eat shit! you horse thumping thunder cunt!
horse thumping thunder cunt by mike hock is huge November 23, 2011
horse cunting
I was cleaning up wood in a yard full of garbage , then I said “why the fuck am I cleaning up this horse cunting shit when there is garbage everywhere?”
horse cunting by Froghead123 May 20, 2021
Hose the cunt
A versatile expression, "hose the cunt" is used in three different ways:
1. As an expression of contempt for a third party not present;
2. As a general rallying cry;
3. As a euphemism for cunnilingus.
Etymology:
Based on a method used by Victorian-era doctors of masturbating "hysterical" women called the water cure, a.k.a. the pelvic douche.
To quote Vice magazine:
"Instead of revving up the vibrators, doctors began aiming fire hoses at fire crotches. Pelvic douches, which aimed a jet of water at the inner thighs, were installed in mineral baths all over Europe and America in the mid-1800's. Women loved them and flocked to the spa towns where such a cure was provided. R.J. Lane, who wrote about his experiences at a spa in England, said men were somewhat fearful of the pelvic douche, but women were "frequently known, on coming out of the douche, to declare that they feel as much elation and buoyancy of spirits, as if they had been drinking champagne."" (Source: "Doctors Created Vibrators After Growing Tired of Masturbating Hysterical Women" by Bethy Squires in Vice)
1. As an expression of contempt for a third party not present;
2. As a general rallying cry;
3. As a euphemism for cunnilingus.
Etymology:
Based on a method used by Victorian-era doctors of masturbating "hysterical" women called the water cure, a.k.a. the pelvic douche.
To quote Vice magazine:
"Instead of revving up the vibrators, doctors began aiming fire hoses at fire crotches. Pelvic douches, which aimed a jet of water at the inner thighs, were installed in mineral baths all over Europe and America in the mid-1800's. Women loved them and flocked to the spa towns where such a cure was provided. R.J. Lane, who wrote about his experiences at a spa in England, said men were somewhat fearful of the pelvic douche, but women were "frequently known, on coming out of the douche, to declare that they feel as much elation and buoyancy of spirits, as if they had been drinking champagne."" (Source: "Doctors Created Vibrators After Growing Tired of Masturbating Hysterical Women" by Bethy Squires in Vice)
1. "Don't let your boss' overbearing nature get you down. Hose the cunt!"
2. "Get in, loser; we're gonna hose the cunt!"
3. "I've hosed a few cunts in my day."
2. "Get in, loser; we're gonna hose the cunt!"
3. "I've hosed a few cunts in my day."
Hose the cunt by groundfound April 22, 2021
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