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horse cunt

Just a fun name to call your mates, can be derogatory, depends how you say it and who you say it to.
Nick: Hey Jimbo you're a horse cunt
Jimbo: Yeah I know ya horse cunt
by croftbrudercandycane June 11, 2006
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Horse Cunt

Not to be confuzzed with Horse Vagina, Horse Cunt is a female who loves horse dick inside of her.
by Anderson Tom March 19, 2017
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Cunt Horse

Is an insult used on people commonly meaning. Vagina Horse.
Friend: Dude! your a dick head!
Me: Well, my friend you are a cunt horse.
by CHINC September 14, 2016
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horse thumping thunder cunt

either the first name you can think of when calling eachother names, or rosie o'donnell. the nastiest pussy you could ever find besides a blue waffle.
ex1:

you: hey see that horse thumping thunder cunt on tv
friend: yeah bro shes nasty as fuck

ex2:

friend: fuck you whore!
you: eat shit! you horse thumping thunder cunt!
by mike hock is huge November 23, 2011
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horse cunting

A job that seems pointless and useless and drives a dog fucker crazy
I was cleaning up wood in a yard full of garbage , then I said “why the fuck am I cleaning up this horse cunting shit when there is garbage everywhere?”
by Froghead123 May 20, 2021
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Hose the cunt

A versatile expression, "hose the cunt" is used in three different ways:

1. As an expression of contempt for a third party not present;
2. As a general rallying cry;
3. As a euphemism for cunnilingus.

Etymology:

Based on a method used by Victorian-era doctors of masturbating "hysterical" women called the water cure, a.k.a. the pelvic douche.

To quote Vice magazine:
"Instead of revving up the vibrators, doctors began aiming fire hoses at fire crotches. Pelvic douches, which aimed a jet of water at the inner thighs, were installed in mineral baths all over Europe and America in the mid-1800's. Women loved them and flocked to the spa towns where such a cure was provided. R.J. Lane, who wrote about his experiences at a spa in England, said men were somewhat fearful of the pelvic douche, but women were "frequently known, on coming out of the douche, to declare that they feel as much elation and buoyancy of spirits, as if they had been drinking champagne."" (Source: "Doctors Created Vibrators After Growing Tired of Masturbating Hysterical Women" by Bethy Squires in Vice)
1. "Don't let your boss' overbearing nature get you down. Hose the cunt!"
2. "Get in, loser; we're gonna hose the cunt!"
3. "I've hosed a few cunts in my day."
by groundfound April 22, 2021
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Cunt house

4009 Garrison Blvd Baltimore Maryland 21215. Festering domme doos and flatdrols residents.
by Seitan June 19, 2021
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