hormis 

A fat greasy car salesman.

Look at that hormis selling a pinto to that pinto to a blind guy, while chugging a mcdouble. Isn't he supposed to be on a diet?

hormis by Armoassasin February 6, 2017

ont va hormis 

Ont va hormis means

'When a child accidentally licks a microphone'
So when a child accidentally licks a microphone you shout Ont va hormis!
(its that simple tbh)

Example?:

Jimmy: *Gasp* He Ont Va Hormis!
Tom: AWH SHIT I DID ONT VA HORMIS!!!!!!
Jessie: SEND HIM TO PRISON FOR 10 YEAR
Tom: NOOOOOOOOOI!!!!!!!!!

(Ont va hormis actually means We went apart in french.. me and my friend js made a joke out of it)

ont va hormis by KiwisCreampie._ May 5, 2024

homisexual

When you and your homie are doing some low-key gay shit, but y'all are homies, so it's all good in the hood.

Me and my homie were cold, so we had to partake in some homisexual activity.

homisexual by Donwauu December 12, 2017

French Hornist 

One who plays the French horn. Because of the way French hornists blow into their instruments and the very small size of the French horn's mouthpiece, French hornists are very well known for being amazing kissers.

1: Who do you like kissing the best?

2: That really cute band kid, Conrad.

1: Oh, him? Really?

2: He's a French hornist.

1: Oh, well that makes sense then. What's his number?

French Hornist by PsychoticEyes710 June 29, 2006

Hornish 

a person who usually dresses like a slut, or whore. Also is very horny in alot of situations. May even have false teeth.

Man, i feel very hornish right now, what about you?

Hornish by Jordan McIntyre February 28, 2008

Sam Hornish Sr. 

Easily mistaken with the Sam Hornish Jr., the Sam Hornish Sr. is a more godly act. Like "the Jr.", "the Sr." starts with the placing of one's scrotum on or in anothers beverage, but what makes this feat so amazing is that the drinker knows what has happens to his or her drink and drinks it anyway.

We all think Morris might be gay because he let Mirav Sam Hornish Sr. his pink lemonade.

Sam Hornish Sr. by Rahdagh August 9, 2009

Sam Hornish Jr. 

The act of placing one's scrotum in or on the rim of another's beverage without them knowing and then watching them drinking it.

Morris thought his drink tasted funny, what he did not know was that moments early Mirav had preformed a Sam Hornish Jr. on his beverage.

Sam Hornish Jr. by Rahdagh August 9, 2009