horf

when you stuff food into your mouth too quickly and have to spit it back out

dude that's sick! you just horfed all that food into your mouth at once!

by noobluver123 June 26, 2011

horf

To cough, or dislodge something from your throat.

Wenona: Sometimes, when I was a little kid, if I ate hamburgers with pickles the pickle slices would get stuck between my upper airway and throat
Wenona: Then I'd have to horf it up

by curvs August 24, 2008

Horf

The act of quickly eating large amounts of junkfood, fastfood, random snack foods, or any other tasty delights.

Keith: Damn Brie I'm feeling a sushi horfing session!
Brie: Fuck yeah lets finish horfing this easy cheese and ritz crackers first.
Keith: Word
Brie POPOZAO!

by k&bexperience August 20, 2009

Horf

Throwing up, vomiting. Usually in large quantities.

"Boy, he horfed all over the floor!"

by Athene Airheart March 15, 2004

Horf

extreme vomiting
exorcist vomiting
aggressive barfing
fully opened mouth projectile uncontrollable barfing

"I can't listen to her voice because it makes me want to horf"
"I horfed so hard it made it to the other side of the room"
"He got food poisoning and was horfing all night"

by Mergom November 21, 2013

HORF

an expretion of laughter.
generally used in IM sessions.
used in situations where "lol" would normally suffice.

Horf Horf!
You're a laugh riot Diddy.

by Emperor Diddy July 14, 2004

HORF

whatever you want

WUT DA HORF?
GET THE HORF outta here

by Christina April 21, 2003