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hoppers crossing 

A really weird suburb with some really awesome people, such as Danness. <3
Person 1: I'm going to hoppers crossing.
Person 2: WOAH, THAT'S THAT PLACE WHERE THE COOL DANNESS LIVES.
Person 1: Yeah, I'm visiting him.
Person 2: THAT IS SO AWESOME. I WISH I WAS COOL ENOUGH TO KNOW DANNESS.
hoppers crossing by NO. October 15, 2004
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hoppers crossing 

hole. hole. hole. IT'S A FUCKING HOLE! It's right fucking next to shit fucking creek, for fucks fucking sake! I mean, fucking come on.
Hoppers girl: hI i LiVe In HoPpErZ cRoSsInG oMgZ i'M kEwL
Normal girl: Fuck off, you fucking monkey fucker.
hoppers crossing by Fuck you. February 25, 2004

Hoppers crossing 

Also known as Australian Birmingham, It is a terrible place located in the suburban region of south Victoria near Melbourne. It has been a hotspot for crime and violence for decades and there are numerous reasons why you shouldn’t step foot in the fucking shithole
1: Homeless encampments

The homeless people there will chase you if you get too close to their camps or they’ll chase you to steal your shit.
2: Just generally a dangerous fucking place
Don’t ever walk alone there and NEVER walk at night there since illegal firearms are everywhere and the chances of you getting stabbed is extremely high.
3: Home Invasions

There are a lot of home invasions (no shit)
4: Unsanitary shithole with Antisemitic Graffiti

Public defection and swastikas are a common site amongst this hell on earth
Also watch out for used needles and crack pipes
5: Constant Gunshots at night.
Sounds like fucking fireworks constantly at all hours of the night

6: You’ll either be murdered or witness someone be murdered there.

I’ve seen a dude get stabbed in broad daylight outside his own home while he was arguing with a crack head and he had to crawl to his own front door with a pool of blood following the poor cunt.
TLDR: The place is a shithole.
Person One: I live in Hoppers Crossing
Person Two: You Poor Cunt…
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
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church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
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