hopoate

sticking your finger in your opponents anus.

He was caught on live TV doing this, and was suspended from plsying Rugby League,
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Hopoate
http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2004/08/31/1093915288668.html

by hbg08 October 29, 2008

Hopoate

Also known as a 'Hopo'

To forcibly insert your finger in somebody's anus. (As originally performed by Rugby League player John Hopoate).

that poof was trying to give him a hopo!

by Mr Jones April 25, 2005

Hopoate

A person who does something that Australian Rugby League player John Hopoate would do. Member of the Wests Tigers team at the time, Hopoate was suspended for 12 weeks for poking his finger up the anus of opposing team members.

A person who does something ridiculously stupid, shocking, or disgusting and acts like there was nothing wrong with it. More recently, John Hopoate deliberately clotheslined another player at high speed and knocked the player out cold, then denied he did anything wrong.

Don't be such a Hopoate!

My boyfriend was such a Hopoate, I had to stab him in the chest to make him stop.

Keep your dirty brown Hopoate fingers where I can see 'em!

by Bloopy April 10, 2005

hopoate

to stick ones finger up another rugby league players ass on international television

- Manly Sea eagles player ,John Hopoate did so while playing for the new zealand warriors.

thus the hopoate

did you see that, he almost hopoate'd im

by matty April 4, 2004

Hopoate

Someone who has been named a hero, after accidently doing things and being blamed. Recently Footballer John Hopoate was blamed for illegally knocking a man out, but it turned out he did not intentionally do it, but was suspended anyway.

He was a hopoate after receiving a detention for something he didn't do.

by John Jackson Clake September 5, 2005

Hopoate Hitchhiker

When a man receives an unsolicited anal probing from another man's thumb on the sporting field. Named after John Hopoate, an Australian NRL player.

Damn, we would have won if our captain hadn't been sent off for giving their defence a Hopoate Hitchhiker.

by toosoon July 12, 2009

hopiate

Hopiate (hoh-pee-ate, hoh-pee-it):

to hopiate: to subdue the masses with hopium. (see hopium)

also, hopiated: a person or peoples under the influence of hopium

and, hopiation and de-hopiation: the interrelated processes of partaking in the ingestion (er, ingestation, if you will) of hopium and the war on hopium. this includes the growth and distribution, sale and manufacturing of; and the back-alley clinicians cleaning up the mess, often using mathadone, slaymoron, dedolethefiend, dealmthedrone and others.

During much of 2007 and early 2008, the new President ambushed and confiscated more than fifteen boat loads of hopium owned by the American people, refined it, and passed off the hopiate at an unregulated rate most extensively during the fall of 2008; his supply dwindled due to excessive promotion and usage of and when the people themselves again realized that multi-month benders on emotional dance parties and poli-empathogenic substances poses significant risk to your and that of your country's general well-being.

by hank saga, hank t'in saga April 2, 2009