While Destiny Hope does sound wholesome, the actual young starlet herself is in fact a gargantuan whore. Her fans consist of young, naive 10 year olds -give or take- who all think that their job is to defend such slutty behavior.
Destiny Hope's talent is mediocre at best -and that's putting it lightly. Her acting is non-believable, her singing is disgustingly awful, and all she's truly left with is a slightly decent appearance.
The reason for her lucky fame and success is solely due to what her TV show, Hannah Montana, is based on. A pop singing sensation. It was a brilliant money-making idea, and some day the slutty bitch will throw it all away for alcohol, cocaine, and a crack baby.
12 year old moron: Miley Cyrus is such a good role model! I look up to her! Her real name is Destiny Hope Cyrus!!! How can you say she's going to be the next Britney Spears?!!
Person with slightly more intellect: Aside from her attempt to be sexy at the Teenage choice awards, raunchy photos and slutty vibe...
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!